This campaign is only for people who hate me. If you like my work and want to support it, use ko-fi or buy me a beer. This is not for you. Jew haters keep insisting I should do a DNA test. I don’t care about genes or blood-and-soil nonsense, but if this is so important to you, I'll play along. However, there's a catch: You want it, you pay for it. If this campaign succeeds, I’ll order a 23andMe test and share the results with all contributors, and publish them on Twitter and Substack. I promise to post the results no matter what they show. Maybe I’m a lizardperson. Maybe I'm a rare deep-water Jew. Or maybe I’m just a boring old Ashkenazi whose ancestors came from the ancient Kingdom of Israel. Isn't it exciting!
